DIEHARD
If you answer "yes" to more than 3 of these examples, we applaud you. We also suggest that you broaden your horizons and find a few more hobbies, cause odds are, you are a shut in.
⁃ you have more than 3 "mothers" brewing at all times for your own personal stash
⁃ You have really worked hard over the years to establish the perfect style, taste and "mouth feel" to your home brew.
⁃ You have bathed in an entire bathtub full of kombucha
⁃ You longingly sing to your Scoby while crying as part of your bed time routine
⁃ You consider yourself common law married to multiple scoby's and sometimes you feel guilty for not spending enough time with your Scoby children
POSER
If you answer "yes" to any of these, you are legally obligated to donate 5$ to our cause for each "yes"
-You try to have at least a few bottle of kombu in the Mini fridge of your tiny house in the woods for your friends that might stop by for the drum circle, but you never drink it alone.
- when you run into your friend at your local Co-op market you offer to grab a couple for you to sip on in the peace garden while the 2 of you catch up....but the whole time your insides are screaming. You secretly abhor the stuff, but you would never want Moonrise to know. She wishes she DID know so you both could stop this whole charade.
-you have a curled, handlebar mustache
-You always tell people you will try brewing your own when you have your "life more figured out". Right now you just want to be more spontaneous than a Scoby allows.
-The thought of drinking a cool,fizzy, vinegary, thick, cloudy, strong smelling, slightly gritty, sludge bottomed, seems based on a dare, glass bottle of brew makes you feel dead inside.(like you really must be.)
We hope this quiz has been eye opening. The purpose was to be a mirror for your introspection. Mainly, we really think you need to get your priorities straight, bro.
~MOMplestiltskin2045
If you answer "yes" to more than 3 of these examples, we applaud you. We also suggest that you broaden your horizons and find a few more hobbies, cause odds are, you are a shut in.
⁃ you have more than 3 "mothers" brewing at all times for your own personal stash
⁃ You have really worked hard over the years to establish the perfect style, taste and "mouth feel" to your home brew.
⁃ You have bathed in an entire bathtub full of kombucha
⁃ You longingly sing to your Scoby while crying as part of your bed time routine
⁃ You consider yourself common law married to multiple scoby's and sometimes you feel guilty for not spending enough time with your Scoby children
POSER
If you answer "yes" to any of these, you are legally obligated to donate 5$ to our cause for each "yes"
-You try to have at least a few bottle of kombu in the Mini fridge of your tiny house in the woods for your friends that might stop by for the drum circle, but you never drink it alone.
- when you run into your friend at your local Co-op market you offer to grab a couple for you to sip on in the peace garden while the 2 of you catch up....but the whole time your insides are screaming. You secretly abhor the stuff, but you would never want Moonrise to know. She wishes she DID know so you both could stop this whole charade.
-you have a curled, handlebar mustache
-You always tell people you will try brewing your own when you have your "life more figured out". Right now you just want to be more spontaneous than a Scoby allows.
-The thought of drinking a cool,fizzy, vinegary, thick, cloudy, strong smelling, slightly gritty, sludge bottomed, seems based on a dare, glass bottle of brew makes you feel dead inside.(like you really must be.)
We hope this quiz has been eye opening. The purpose was to be a mirror for your introspection. Mainly, we really think you need to get your priorities straight, bro.
~MOMplestiltskin2045
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