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Q&A: Will Kombucha Hold a Candle to My Previous Sexual Relationship?

5/20/2016

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Chances are, if you're not currently in a sexual relationship, it's just not going to happen again. 

Look, I know that sounds harsh. And I know that many of our millions of readers will feel snubbed by that because they don't know how to get it, but I need to be honest.

Do you think I would be able to dedicate this much time and energy to a site like this without having a clear-cut sexual route laid ahead of me? NO. If I didn't, things would be a lot harder... 

What I really want to express to you here though is that your sexual inadequacy is NOT necessarily your fault. Your parents were probably not setting you up for success in sex. Shame on them. It's really sad to me that this even still happens... c'est la vie. 

At this point, all I can tell you is that the kombucha you're drinking is probably a lot more interesting than you think.. give it a shot. And just... just see where it goes.

- Monica Calmgrab, CCDT, SPTY, CEP
Director of Timeshare SalesForces Nationwide, SexTherapist, SXBP
"It's easier to be seen and heard than try to be seen and not heard."
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