Ok, kids, it's that time of the year. You're going to be so hungry for this cleanse and may fall ill. Whatever you do, don't call your primary care physician to see if it's a good idea or look at other articles about cleanses like this.
Ready to commit to your new beach bod?! It's going to be better than the one your dad's friend Bill discarded so he could spend more time with his garage.
The thing you'll have to just keep repeating in your head is that you don't even CARE about Bill that much. Sure, he's got a great health insurance plan, and he doesn't even really need a dentist because he prays for good teeth.
Bill was kind of a ceiling fan type of guy anyway. Just kind of spinning usually and collecting dust. He was easy to turn on or shut off, and sometimes you didn't even need him like during the winter solstice when it was cool enough to prop yourself up on one of your strongest arms and just think about other stuff than Bill.
Let's forget about Bill.
Ready to commit to your new beach bod?! It's going to be better than the one your dad's friend Bill discarded so he could spend more time with his garage.
The thing you'll have to just keep repeating in your head is that you don't even CARE about Bill that much. Sure, he's got a great health insurance plan, and he doesn't even really need a dentist because he prays for good teeth.
Bill was kind of a ceiling fan type of guy anyway. Just kind of spinning usually and collecting dust. He was easy to turn on or shut off, and sometimes you didn't even need him like during the winter solstice when it was cool enough to prop yourself up on one of your strongest arms and just think about other stuff than Bill.
Let's forget about Bill.
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