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FIRST TIME FREDS ::: On Losing Your Virginity to the Booch

5/20/2016

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This is an article that's probably a long time a-comin', since earlier today when we actually started posting content to this site.

What you need to understand is that if you have never had kombucha before, it's OK. I mean, it is a little weird that you've probably had plenty of opportunities to dip your driving hand in there and sop up the goodness, but I digress....

This article is here for YOU...
Are you one of those Sovereign Sallies? Or maybe... an Autonomous Adrian?

Whether you're the man or the woman version of the Booch virgin I mentioned above, it doesn't matter to me. I honestly don't give a rat about it and will most likely never see you in a crowd, slugging a cool, risky culture-fest down your gullet. It actually feels a lot safer for me to maintain autonomous considering the success this site has had. It honestly could be very dangerous for me if I even go out there. 

I hope we can all think about safety this weekend. 

Cheers!

- BubbleBitch2000
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