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Conquering Feelings of Inadequacy with a Kombucha Kick!

5/20/2016

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Everybody at some point feels like they're worth a piece of bird shit. It's no secret to me, and neither should it be to you. If it is, you're probably not doing something right, and we should probably put your dreams on hold and call someone in your family to have an intervention.

See, it's easy to get ourselves down and out. Sometimes we might even crave the attention we get from having people fawn all over us, call us about our mounting debt or drug addiction, or hound us for the money we haven't been able to... ugh... "pay them back" because we're still working on ourselves, and can't they just GET IT?

Nothing is more important than your health. Nothing. Please don't call those people back. They just want something, and ultimately? They don't have your best interest at heart. But... you know what does??? 

Kombucha. It's heart-healthy and chock-full of antioxidants meant to arm you with the tools you need in order to beat annoying family members or friends down when they bring up sensitive subjects. 

You'll be such a better person for this. All it takes is one sip a day.

​Stay inspired, everybody!
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