1. Bill has cut Kathy off completely and tells your dad he wants nothing to do with her, and that she can just keep the generator and the camping stove.
2. Your dad starts dressing like Kathy to fill the gaping hole in Bill's double-breasted business suit.
3. All of Bill's kids start coming over to tell you that Bill is really tired of being tied down and overwhelmed.
4. You've tapped Kathy's cell phone and she tells Bill's voicemail that she'll be by later to pick up a few things and that she hopes that's ok and that he's taking care of himself.
5. Bill starts shopping around for houseboats.
6. Bill's petty cash on hand is dwindling.
7. Kathy starts researching crop circles and tells the kids to find their own ride if their father can't make it.
8. Bill can be heard quarreling with another of his lawyer friends who is representing Kathy about "what's NEXT!?"
9. Bill starts keeping a dream journal, just to kind of reflect.
10. Bill has been reduced into a pile of transmission fluid.
2. Your dad starts dressing like Kathy to fill the gaping hole in Bill's double-breasted business suit.
3. All of Bill's kids start coming over to tell you that Bill is really tired of being tied down and overwhelmed.
4. You've tapped Kathy's cell phone and she tells Bill's voicemail that she'll be by later to pick up a few things and that she hopes that's ok and that he's taking care of himself.
5. Bill starts shopping around for houseboats.
6. Bill's petty cash on hand is dwindling.
7. Kathy starts researching crop circles and tells the kids to find their own ride if their father can't make it.
8. Bill can be heard quarreling with another of his lawyer friends who is representing Kathy about "what's NEXT!?"
9. Bill starts keeping a dream journal, just to kind of reflect.
10. Bill has been reduced into a pile of transmission fluid.
RSS Feed
